A Stream Gone Wrong: A ProtonJon FanFic Part 1

What may have seemed like a typical ProtonJon stream would actually turn out to be a tale that would be passed down for generations to come....

It was a Fortune Cookie stream, and Jon was playing Super Back to the Future II on the Super Famicom. That night, he was joined by Brad and John, also known as CDIgames and nyvideogamefreak. During his stream the signal was varying in quality; lagging at points and even completely losing the signal. Many of his viewers thought it was Twitch, and the chat had come to agree that it was the case. One of Jon's pals had joked around saying that it was Biff, and that he got into Jon's system and began to mess around with stuff.

It was close to Cookie Time, and Jon had skipped to the final battle of the game. After finishing off the final boss with an exploit, the credits rolled. When the final screen of the game was displayed, he seen typical copyright messages displayed and thought nothing of it. However upon further analyzation (and being pointed out by Brad, John and the many people watching the stream,) the final sentence on the screen read “Not for broadcast transmission of any kind. DO NOT DUPLICATE.” “Well, sorry guys looks like we're getting shut down,” Jon joked around, unaware that something big was about to unfold.

Jon and his two friends were cracking similar jokes for the next minute before the signal got worse. It got so bad that the chat thought Jon was being Ddos'd again, but alas that was not the case. Some were saying that they had heard a faint voice speaking to them during the lag, which lasted for 30 seconds. While the chat was trying to figure out what was going on, Jon and his fellow commentators had tried to calm down the chat. “Uh, yeah it's on Twitch's side,” Jon told his viewers, “it's nothing on my end.” “Yeah, it blew up all over Twitter,” Brad followed up with.

“Yeah, but hey it's time for the cookie!” Jon exclaimed, ready to pick out the games for the next Fortune Cookie. The games were picked and the poll's link was dropped into the chat by Dantheenigma, and reposted a few times by Acfan120. The chat typically blew up with them hyping the games they would like to see him play. In the end, it was decided that the next game would be Barbie for the NES. The chat had a mixed reaction to this, but a vote is a vote and there was no changing it. With the game decided, Jon went to intermission and set things up. During this, the commercials rolled for the viewers.

The chat began to go crazy with requests for Lucah to get in on this, however she was on a plane during this time. She did send out a few tweets though, but people were kind of disappointed that she wasn't going to be able to see him playing Barbie in real time.

During the intermission, Jon had gone into his kitchen to make himself a snack. “Ugh, I need some protein,” Jon said to himself, “and make some sweets.” He walked over to his fridge and pulled out a raw chicken and a carton of eggs. “I needs me a protein shake,” he thought to himself as he proceeded towards the blender. When he arrived he threw both into the blender without any second thought and set it on purée. “Oh shit,” he thought, “I forgot to add another ingredient!” He walked over to the counter and snatched the tea kettle and dumped the whole thing into the blender. He made sure that every single drop had went into the blender.

“There we go!” Jon exclaimed, his “protein shake” ready to be blended. He set it on purée and proceeded towards the cupboard. “Now to get me some candy!” When he arrived, there was nothing in the cupboard. “Damn it! I forgot to go the store and grab some candy earlier! Oh well, I'm gonna just make myself some!” He pulled an egg shaped knob on the end of the counter and his Albert Wesker Cake Maker and all of the ingredients to make a cake were already set out for him. “I really don't feel like making a whole cake, so I think I'll just make myself a small cake or something.” He grabbed another carton of eggs from his fridge that he forgot to close and threw them into the cake pan.

As Jon made his cake, John and Brad talked to the chat. Someone had asked if they were going to play Counter-Strike in the future. “Uh, yeah,” Brad said, “actually me and Jon and the other John were playing it earlier.” Almost immediately, John responded “Yeah, actually the three of us had a big match earlier today with, uh, I think it was Jewker, Emile, Dan and I think it was Tom. Uh, we were playing on....   ugh, what map was it again....”

Brad tried to think of what map it was as well. “Uhh, I- I think it was-  oh, it was Cs_villene.” “Oh yes,” said John, “it was Cs_villene because wasn't it Jewker that like, 360 no-scoped Jon off the top of the right boob mountain?” “Oh yeah! That was it, because I remember shortly after that Emile called in a tactical nuke or something.” “Yeah, you know Villene's boobs make the perfect mountains, and all of the writing on the shirt kinda looked like graffiti. “

“Okay, I just got back and all I heard was something about Villene's boobs,” Jon unexpectedly interjected, “what are we talking about?” “Oh you know,” Brad said, “just about how you got destroyed in CS earlier.” “Oh yeah, how the hell did Chugga get enough kills to get a tactical nuke anyway?” “He camped,” Brad answered. “ Oh well that figures. Anyways let's-”

Jon stopped as he read a comment from the chat saying “what in the hell counter-strike were you playing” “Uh, we were playing on a custom server. So that's why we had all of this stuff that normally doesn't appear in, uh, the game.... but anyways  let's start the game!” As Jon powered on the game, the game didn't start as normal, but instead shown a transmission of a shadowy figure. “What in the.... anyone else see this?” Jon asked. John, a bit confused, replied “Yeah, I see it, what the heck is going on?”

“Hello Jon........” a distorted voice said, “we are aware that you have streamed something that you shouldn't have.......        for that you will pay......” A rumble is heard in the distance, Jon's apartment shakes violently and can be heard through the stream. “Uh oh.....” Jon says as he prepares himself for what is about to unfold.....